NEW VIDEO!

I don't really feel like explaining things today, so my video tells pretty much everything.

WANTED: CAMERA-MINION

Prerequisites are:

Must be able to work a video camera (steadily!)

Decent with effects, should the need arise

willing to obey without question.

somewhat competant.

post your application in response to this post and I will look over it.

I Have Returned

Greetings, my loyal subordinates. I have not been making videos for the past few months, due to the fact that I had to attend a 3 month long super-villain seminar, and I almost killed the instructor-- wait, I did... anywho, I HAVE RETURNED!!!! Vlogs shall commence very shortly, and I will try and make update videos at least once a week, granted i have an able-bodied Camera-Minion. With my new cloning facility, that shouldn't be too hard. I hope to see you all on YouTube. I hope you enjoyed the peace, for I am about to replace it with CHAOS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That is all.

new video

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! i will soon be posting my next episode of my "vlog of evil: super-villiany 101" coming soon to a computer near you.

News/Weapon Test 5

Greetings my pawns. I have posted my first episode of my Vlog of Evil on youtube,and it is slowly being spread virally through every computer in the world!!! Also, test 5 on my 672-in-one deathray went haywire. I shot at the small cute woodland animal wandering outside my fortress, and it violently exploded, tearing a hole in the nearby wall and splattering blood everywhere. Bloody mess setting? who knew my former chief engineer was so disturbed? oh well. thats what janitors are for. also, i will not be posting any blog posts for the next week, for i will be going through my supervillain rite of passage: 5 times in a row through the "its a small world" ride in Disneyland. I think im more evil than that!!! Meanwhile,  enjoy the peace... while it lasts MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Vlog of Evil episode 1: "Arrival of Captain Chaos, Magistrate of Destruc...

Death ray test 4

I KNEW IT!!! I set my death ray to a random setting, fired it at a penguin, and a blast of heat incinerated it!!! I knew his thing had a heat ray setting!!! Now that it is marked-- apparently one of my minions behind said penguin was incinerated as well... Foolish minion. Anyways, if there is a heat ray then there is a freeze ray. Three settings down, 669 to go MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Spreading chaos

Mwahahhhaha!!!! As many of you may know, next week is spring break. I will be stowing away with a church group, and I will be spreading my chaos throughout California. I shall visit Disneyland, knotts berry farm, but most importantly, Medievel Times. There will be video footage. Victory will be mine MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Deathray

The beanie ray had many... Interesting... side effects. I have had my scientists look at the weapon and they have dubbed that it has exactly 672 different settings, all of which are unmarked (my chief engineer is going to get it...) so until I have identified each setting everytime I fire something completely random happens. So far I have identified waffle batter and a beanie baby setting. I will sort this contraption out one way or another...

Beanie Ray test 1

Hahaha the device is created!!! I have tested it on a squirrell, but unfortunately, it was transformed into a penguin. Modifications have been made, and test 2 will be conducted shortly

weapon prototype

I have created a device. a very diabolical device. I call it: the Beanie Ray 1000. it transforms any animal into a small bean filled replica of its self. i shall begin testing immidately MWAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
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