Friday, April 1, 2011

News/Weapon Test 5

Greetings my pawns. I have posted my first episode of my Vlog of Evil on youtube,and it is slowly being spread virally through every computer in the world!!! Also, test 5 on my 672-in-one deathray went haywire. I shot at the small cute woodland animal wandering outside my fortress, and it violently exploded, tearing a hole in the nearby wall and splattering blood everywhere. Bloody mess setting? who knew my former chief engineer was so disturbed? oh well. thats what janitors are for. also, i will not be posting any blog posts for the next week, for i will be going through my supervillain rite of passage: 5 times in a row through the "its a small world" ride in Disneyland. I think im more evil than that!!! Meanwhile,  enjoy the peace... while it lasts MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Vlog of Evil episode 1: "Arrival of Captain Chaos, Magistrate of Destruc...