NEW VIDEO!

I don't really feel like explaining things today, so my video tells pretty much everything.

WANTED: CAMERA-MINION

Prerequisites are:

Must be able to work a video camera (steadily!)

Decent with effects, should the need arise

willing to obey without question.

somewhat competant.

post your application in response to this post and I will look over it.

I Have Returned

Greetings, my loyal subordinates. I have not been making videos for the past few months, due to the fact that I had to attend a 3 month long super-villain seminar, and I almost killed the instructor-- wait, I did... anywho, I HAVE RETURNED!!!! Vlogs shall commence very shortly, and I will try and make update videos at least once a week, granted i have an able-bodied Camera-Minion. With my new cloning facility, that shouldn't be too hard. I hope to see you all on YouTube. I hope you enjoyed the peace, for I am about to replace it with CHAOS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That is all.

new video

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! i will soon be posting my next episode of my "vlog of evil: super-villiany 101" coming soon to a computer near you.

News/Weapon Test 5

Greetings my pawns. I have posted my first episode of my Vlog of Evil on youtube,and it is slowly being spread virally through every computer in the world!!! Also, test 5 on my 672-in-one deathray went haywire. I shot at the small cute woodland animal wandering outside my fortress, and it violently exploded, tearing a hole in the nearby wall and splattering blood everywhere. Bloody mess setting? who knew my former chief engineer was so disturbed? oh well. thats what janitors are for. also, i will not be posting any blog posts for the next week, for i will be going through my supervillain rite of passage: 5 times in a row through the "its a small world" ride in Disneyland. I think im more evil than that!!! Meanwhile,  enjoy the peace... while it lasts MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Vlog of Evil episode 1: "Arrival of Captain Chaos, Magistrate of Destruc...

Death ray test 4

I KNEW IT!!! I set my death ray to a random setting, fired it at a penguin, and a blast of heat incinerated it!!! I knew his thing had a heat ray setting!!! Now that it is marked-- apparently one of my minions behind said penguin was incinerated as well... Foolish minion. Anyways, if there is a heat ray then there is a freeze ray. Three settings down, 669 to go MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!